Original Release: Playtika, Android/iOS, 2012
Probably the most popular “just-for-fun” bingo game going for over 10 years now, Bingo Blitz has had an astounding run despite being rather basic and dry
Bingo Blitz (Android, Playtika, 2012)
Where to Buy: Free-to-play via the Android or iOS app stores
Review by: C. M0use
If you’re not familiar with Bingo Blitz, you may know it from the commercials with Drew Barrymore orgasming over it (a prospect that would have been much more intriguing 30 years ago). But it’s been rolling along for over a decade now despite being one of the most boring games ever put to pixels, making money hand-over-fist and even captivating normies to the point it recently got a themed show on Game Show Network.
It’s certainly not due to any secret grandma gambling going on in here. No real money, no prizes, no nothing. It’s not one of those “sweepstakes casino” type games. You just play very straightforward bingo matches, only spiced up by limited use of “special powers” that you charge up as you tick off called numbers. But there’s no real strategic deployment to these, the game just forces you to use the next one up in your queue.
I mean it’s just so mundane I’m at a loss for anything to say about it. It’s polished, it plays bingo just fine, there’s a little chat area and you’re actually playing with other people you can talk to (though it seems to mostly just be begging for collectibles at any given time). I wouldn’t think this many people would be this into bland bingo without real money play, but it’s normie catnip. If that doesn’t float your boat the only other reason to mess around with it is that it frequently appears on GPT sites and sometimes with some very good offers considering how easy it is.
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